Remember when James Cameron made movies you wanted to see? We leave the world of James Bond for the first time to talk about True Lies (1994), a movie we feel safe in predicting will be more fun than Avatar 17.
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I Don’t Understand This At All!
The year 1967 saw two James Bond films hit theaters. One involved a plot to steal space capsules from a secret volcano lair and yet was somehow the less insane of the two. Sadly, we watched Casino Royale (1967) this week instead.
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So Many Ass Shots
We discuss Thunderb…er…Never Say Never Again (1983): Kevin McClory’s answer to Octopussy. While neither film is very good, this one at least has Sean Connery, that glorious early 80s aesthetic, and yes, a whole lot of ass shots.
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You Only Podcast Twice
The Daniel Craig era of James Bond ends with a bang, quite literally, with No Time To Die—a film so delayed we’ve actually talked about it two separate times now. We now eagerly await the follow up: The Return of Dou Dou.
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They Should Have Cut Off Christoph Waltz’s Earlobes
Several times in this episode we complain about a certain Bond movie not coming out. The same movie we talked about back in Episode 4. And the one we will also talk about next time. It’s almost as inexplicable as Bond’s lack of brain damage, Mr. White’s secret room hidden behind a plaster wall, or pretty much anything else that happens in this film.
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I Heard About It On ZNN
In this 50th Anniversary outing, James Bond must contend with the looming spectre of old age. It’s still more nefarious than the villain’s so-called plot. Did we mention that this is only Daniel Craig’s third film?
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The Bond Ultimatum
In his first-ever direct sequel, James Bond must contend with dubious alternative fuels, questionable editorial decisions, and David Harbour’s mustache.
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Product Placement Royale
Daniel Craig is here to save the day and the franchise with a plethora of Sony gadgets!
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Explicit Fig and Diamond Boolooloop
Pierce Brosnan returns to Die Another Day, but first he has to make a lot of double entendres.
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#ReleaseTheAptedCut
Despite some overlong action scenes and an ending stuffed with Christmas puns, we can’t help but wonder if this one might have actually benefitted from a longer runtime. This episode might not make up for a rather long and unexpected hiatus, but it’s such a perfect place to start.
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